The Median Website

A complete, faithful specimen of the machine-made landing page, for a product that does not exist, framed by a Museum of Synthetic Habits. Everything on it works: the marquee, the pricing toggle, the rotating headline, the chatbot with canned replies.

Two wings

Wing A is the gradient era of 2023 to 2025. Wing B is the tasteful kind of 2026. Three ghost tells, the cookie banner, the chatbot and the toast, haunt both.

Docent Mode

Press D and each section dims, its tells get numbered tags, and one console at the bottom reads them out, one at a time, with a tour that moves every 2.5 seconds. The labels live in that one console so nothing overlaps at any width; the first version’s caption cards collided.

I made it as the subject of an Instagram reel.